Thursday, February 11, 2010

WORST MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD!

In the last week, I have taken my son down a death trap, (also known as a twirly slide) and twisted his ankle. I have whacked him in the face with a screen door, (Daddy was carrying him, and I thought Daddy had the door) and today, to top off the glorious week, I just smashed his left thumb in the door jam. Anything else, and I'm afraid they're going to take him away from me! Honestly, could I mangle my child any more? It is ridiculous.

Anyone else out there have a week like this?! Am I the only one?! Help me friends! Lift my spirits! I can't be such an accidentally terrible mother!

With Love,
Suz

2 comments:

Olivia Carter said...

Oh goodness! SO NOT the worst mother in the world!

I've smashed both my babies fingers in the door. I've fallen down the stairs hold Berto (though I took the brunt of that fall so he didn't die) but I'm an UBER blutsy mommy and they survive. I think it's normal.

I had a rough week too. Did you see that my kids ran out the front door while I was on the potty. Ugh. Nightmare day today plus being sick. I feel you!

Writing class Saturday. Hopefully that will help.

Debbie / Cranberry Fries said...

Oh for sure. I've done things like that before too. Not fun.
The awful thing seems to be too that a few things happen close to each other like that.